It's like putting Bill Clinton in charge at a Hooters, it's not a good idea (Shriners)

"Dick Cheney is currently vacationing in Wyoming this week. I understand today he shot an elk. He also shot two Shriners, a Jaycee and a Moose." --Jay Leno

"President Bush has okayed a deal to let the government of Dubai control six of our major ports. Boy, first Dick Cheney shoots a guy in the face, now President Bush shoots himself in the foot." --Jay Leno

"We're turning our ports over to the Arabs. We can't even turn Iraq over to the Arabs. This is like putting Bill Clinton in charge at a Hooters, it's not a good idea." --Jay Leno