Republican congressman
"Randy 'Duke' Cunningham sentenced to 8 years in prison. You see, it
really is hard out there for a pimp." --Jay Leno
"Madonna is looking
to buy a home in Israel, and today the PLO told Israel 'Okay, you can have the
land back.'" --Jay Leno
"More problems for
Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state's leading gay rights group
describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same sex marriage. Today, her
husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite sex marriage."
--Jay Leno

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