The first and only
vice-presidential debate of this election season was held tonight, and it was
pretty much the same as the debate I had with my wife about painting the foyer.
“Do we want eggshell or ivory?” –Seth Meyers
Eric Trump today
defended his father’s recent 3 a.m. Twitter rant about former Miss Universe
Alicia Machado, telling reporters, “At least my father is up at 3 o’clock in
the morning.” Why do you think that’s a good thing? You know who’s up that
early? People who are wondering where they went wrong with their son. –Seth
Meyers
The New York Times
revealed today that Tim Kaine travels with six harmonicas in his briefcase. He
carries so many because they’re constantly getting slapped out of his hands.
–Seth Meyers
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