so Bush didn't have to constantly explain to the rest of the world what dicks we are

"It was the same old script. The president said, Hey, let's take the time to gather the evidence and discuss this reasonably. And the electorate said No, our mind is made up in advance. Even an ask questions first, shoot later type like Bush is no match for fearmongers who try to relate everything to the war on terror. And you know who you are, everyone but the president." --Daily Show correspondent Rob Corddry

"Bush is the one who has to travel the world talking to these foreign leaders. Have you seen what he had to do to Air Force One? He had to add a maple leaf to the back. He added a maple leaf just so he didn't have to constantly explain to the rest of the world what dicks we are." --Daily Show correspondent Rob Corddry

"South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds on Monday signed legislation banning almost all abortions in the state. As a result, South Dakota is changing its motto from 'Under God, the People Rule' to 'You should have thought of that before prom.'" --Tina Fey