"We estimate that
there are perhaps 20,000 prehistoric hunter-gatherers frozen up in those
glaciers. Now, if they simply thaw and wander around, it's not a problem, but
if they find a leader -- a Captain Caveman, if you will -- we'll be facing an
even more serious problem." --Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, on
the dangers of global warming
"New rule: When
President Bush meets an autistic teenager, they must wear name tags so we can
tell them apart." --Bill Maher
"New rule: You can't
be as tired as we are of you. The latest excuse for Bush administration
foul-ups is that top members of the White House staff are physically and
emotionally exhausted. Hmmm, if there was just some sort of stress-relieving
activity that could be performed right there in the Oval Office. I'd suggest a
nice vacation out in the country, but the last time that happened, somebody got
shot." --Bill Maher
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