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Thursday, July 16, 2015

How much meth you would have to smoke to vote for Donald Trump?



That El Chapo is quite a character. A photo surfaced of El Chapo drinking a beer and flying a plane. Sounds like we have a new "Most interesting man in the world." —Conan O’Brien
A man in Colorado was driving with a cousin who refused to get out of the car. So he called the police and they found her in the car along with 16 pounds of meth. Isn't the first rule of having 16 pounds of meth in your car to never call the police? Sixteen pounds of meth. To put that in perspective, that's how much meth you would have to smoke to vote for Donald Trump. —James Corden
After severing ties with Donald Trump, NBC is reportedly in talks with comedian George Lopez to take over "Celebrity Apprentice." So Trump’s greatest nightmare came true. A Hispanic guy took his job.—Seth Meyers



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