Republicans
in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the
final year of his term to push through too many controversial laws. Obama
would’ve responded but he was busy drafting his new "mandatory Mexican gay
weed" bill. –Jimmy Fallon
In
a new campaign ad, Jeb Bush referenced “The Godfather” and said his nickname
used to be “Veto Corleone” because he vetoed so many bills in Florida. When
you’re the third person in your family to run for president, maybe you
shouldn’t bring up a movie trilogy where the third one was clearly the worst.
–Jimmy Fallon
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