"Mitt Romney will reportedly address the Republican
National Committee on Friday to talk about a possible third presidential run.
It's never a good sign when you have to start your speech with 'Hear me
out.'" –Seth Meyers
"Yesterday, during his domestic abuse trial, NASCAR driver
Kurt Busch said he believes his ex-girlfriend is a CIA-trained assassin. I
guess those are just the kinds of thoughts you have when you drive in circles
for four hours." –Seth Meyers
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