"Mitt Romney says he is considering a third campaign for the
presidency. He made the announcement during a private meeting with donors. It's
pretty shocking, you know, that Mitt Romney needs donors. I mean, what are
these guys, trillionaires?" –Jimmy Fallon
"A Saudi Arabian prince has said that oil may never again
rise above $100 a barrel. He said it's gotten so bad he can't afford to buy his
wife her own car that she's not allowed to drive." –Conan O'Brien
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