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Monday, December 29, 2014

Second place went to 'Or else.'



"The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job." –Craig Ferguson




"Jeb Bush announced on the Internet that he is exploring a 2016 bid for president. And to increase his chances, he's going to run as just 'Jeb.' He said, 'My last name? It's not important.'" –Seth Meyers




"President Vladimir Putin has been named Russia's man of the year. Second place went to 'Or else.'" –Seth Meyers



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