"Hillary Clinton met with incoming First Lady Laura
Bush. They had tea. Actually, Laura Bush does have something in common with
Hillary Clinton. She also has no idea what her husband is doing in the Oval
Office." —Jay Leno
"He is the new president, although old habits die hard.
It's funny with Bush. Now whenever the Secret Service knocks on the door, he
keeps flushing stuff down the toilet." —Jay Leno
"On Saturday, amidst pomp and extenuating circumstance,
(Bush) will be sworn in as leader of the free world ... The only
non-traditional element in this inauguration is that the winner will be
watching it from Carthage, Tennessee." —Jon Stewart
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