"Before the incursion that started yesterday the Israeli's
agreed to a five hour cease fire so the Palestinians could get supplies and
food - how Jewish is that? 'We're going to attack you, but first you should
eat.'" –Bill Maher
"Marvel Comics announced that the next Captain America
will be black. He has the same powers as white Captain America except he has to
show ID when he votes." –Bill Maher
"Edward Snowden is back with yet another spying scandal.
In a new interview, Snowden revealed that NSA employees regularly pass around
nude pictures of people they spy on. It got even weirder when German Chancellor
Angela Merkel said, 'So, vat do you think?'" –Jimmy Fallon
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