"Jeff Gannon ... He is a White
House correspondent who has been lobbing softball questions at the president
and his press secretary, turns out he is actually a paid escort for wealthy
homosexuals. ... He actually had two jobs -- one obviously was sleazy and
shameful and the other was a gay male prostitute. ... I think I know what Bush
meant now when he said he has a mandate." --Bill Maher
"The president said today the
U.S. does not intend to attack Iran but then he said quote 'but you never want
a president to say never.' And he said if his position does change he will make
that information public in a time-honored appropriate manner -- by leaking it
to a gay prostitute." --Bill Maher
"It's been reported that in the
event of an emergency situation with North Korea the U.S. is prepared to send
70% of the Marine Corps to the region. According to President Bush this will
still allow us to send another 70% to Iran and keep our other 70% in Iraq."
--Tina Fey
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