Today
is National Hammock Day. And just like a hammock, I can't get into it. —Seth
Meyers
The
17-year-old daughter of one of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
was arrested today for DUI and driving on a suspended license. She's expected
to receive 12 months of probation and a spinoff. —Seth Meyers
"This week, our pal Rob Ford faced off against his four
challengers in a debate for Toronto mayor. His opponents were, of course,
pretty critical of his performance, but Ford said, 'Hey, my record slurs for
itself.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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