"There's a big fight in the Republican Party between Chris
Christie and Rand Paul. In an effort to end the spat, Paul offered to have a
beer with Christie. But Christie refused. Christie said, 'It's going to take a
lot more than a beer to win me over. You're going to need wings, stuffed potato
skins, tater tots, ribs, onion rings – I need the whole deal." –Jay Leno
"The Republicans in Congress voted to repeal ObamaCare for
a fortieth time today. It’s really now less a governing philosophy; it’s more
like Charlie Manson applying for parole." –Bill Maher
"The Pope said gay Catholics should not be marginalized.
He said, 'Who am I to judge them?' I think it's like anything else, when you
get to know gay people they don't come off as gay, they come off as people. You
stop being anti-gay. And who has more gay friends and coworkers than a
Pope?" –Bill Maher
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