"President Obama has called off a summit with Russian President
Vladimir Putin because of diplomatic differences. Also, Obama didn't like
Putin's demand that the summit be held shirtless and on horseback." –Conan
O'Brien
"A man in Colorado wants marijuana to be classified as a
vegetable. I just have to say that that's an ingenious way to get Americans to
stop smoking pot." –Conan O'Brien
"I
guess you all heard about this terrorist threat the president warned us about.
One of the reasons Al Qaeda is upset with the United States is because we are
giving aid to Yemen. We didn't have a choice. When life hands you Yemen, you
give them Yemen aid." –Jay Leno
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