It's not what it looks like (I’ve ALWAYS had this hat)

Former President George W. Bush yesterday spoke to voters on his brother’s behalf, and told them “one reason Jeb is going to win is because he’s a fierce competitor.” Adding, “And one reason he’s going to lose is because of me." –Seth Meyers

The New York Mets are in the World Series! Which means a lot of New Yorkers are going to stand in front of a mirror today and practice saying, “I’ve ALWAYS had this hat.” –Seth Meyers

Mountain goats in Washington state are being airlifted out of Olympic National Park after their population developed a craving for human urine. Said the scientist who made the discovery, "It's not what it looks like." --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”