there is one White Castle skill that a robot will never master (Even more upsetting, it was during the Kiss Cam)

Michigan State apologized after an image of Adolf Hitler appeared on a stadium video board at a football game. Even more upsetting, it was during the Kiss Cam. —Colin Jost

Southwest Airlines has introduced a new feature on its App that lets passengers track their bags. Southwest, why don’t YOU tell us where your bag is. —Colin Jost

The world’s oldest dog ever has died at the age of 31. And some experts believe it could have lived even longer if I had looked before backing out of the driveway. —Colin Jost

White Castle has begun replacing its fry cooks with robots. But there is one White Castle skill that a robot will never master. Jumping over a counter to choke a customer. —Colin Jost

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