It is if you’re doin’ it right (moping around in a cone)

“How many of you know the new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson? Johnson is known to be anti-gay, having once said: ‘Homosexual marriage is the dark harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy that could doom even the strongest republic.’ It is if you’re doin’ it right.” —Stephen Colbert

“Under penalty of perjury, Donald Trump is suddenly much calmer, more restrained, you could even say sheepish. It’s like watching the neighborhood Rottweiler who’s always terrorizing the mailman suddenly mope around in a cone.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”