His job? Man who shoves woman into river to see if she’s a witch (Let this radicalize you)

Mike Pence’s time is 1692. His place? Salem. His job? Man who shoves woman into river to see if she’s a witch. —Stephen Colbert

Mike Pence was also polling at about 2% in Iowa. You hear that, Chris Christie? You bag those Pence voters, you could be polling as high as … 2%. —Stephen Colbert

And in other news, the new speaker of the House, the Louisiana representative, Mike Johnson, offered Americans a window into his mindset when he described the Bible as “that’s my worldview. That’s what I believe. That’s great. If the Bible is his worldview on any issue, I don’t know why progressives are nervous. He’s clearly going to ask the rich to sell all their possessions and give their money to the poor! —Stephen Colbert

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