Republicans are like ‘all right, we live in Sioux Falls now, who cares.’ (imagine all the wonderful dancing that would’ve been outlawed at his inaugural ball)

Mike Pence terminated his four-month-long campaign over the weekend. Speaking to a conference of Jewish Republicans at the Venetian hotel in Las Vegas, Pence said: “It’s become clear to me that this is not my time. His time was 1956, and he missed it. It’s a shame that he’ll never be president. For one, imagine all the wonderful dancing that would’ve been outlawed at his inaugural ball. —Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump’s brain has obviously been mush for quite some time, but still somehow it seems noticeably worse, and I didn’t think that was possible. Over the weekend, Trump appeared to not know what state he was in, mistaking Sioux Falls, South Dakota, with Sioux City, Iowa. It’s telling how different the reactions are when Biden screws up versus when Trump screws up. When Biden so much as stumbles, Democrats everywhere are like, ‘oh fuck, fuck, who else can we get?! There’s nobody!’ And when Trump screws up, Republicans are like ‘all right, we live in Sioux Falls now, who cares.’ —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”