They found someone who loves Jesus and hates democracy (because it makes it hotter)

I know why you're happy today the Republicans finally found someone who fits the glass slipper for Speaker of the House. —Bill Maher

I’ve never heard of Mike Johnson before. He may be the worst of the election deniers. So the Republicans have really found their sweet spot. They found someone who loves Jesus and hates democracy. —Bill Maher

Mike Johnson's on the shows now and they're asking him about him and his world view, he said pick up a Bible off the shelf and read it, that's my world view. That's what he's saying, talk to the hand, the one with the nail in it. —Bill Maher

Mike Johnson’s in a covenant marriage. I didn't know what this was, have you heard of this it's a thing in Louisiana where he's from, I guess it’s a thing in other places as well. A covenant marriage, like marriage isn't hard enough to get out of. A covenant marriage makes it very very very hard to get a divorce. It's for people who hear until death do you part and say I need something stronger. —Bill Maher

Mike Johnson is so conservative he actually wants to criminalize gay sex because it makes it hotter. —Bill Maher

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