"Saddam Hussein ended
his hunger strike after just one missed meal. I think he finally realized a
hunger strike only works if people don't want you to die." --Jay Leno
"Anna Nicole Smith
won her case in front of the Supreme Court. I think this is the first time that
a bunch of old guys have given her something and lived to tell about it."
--Jay Leno
"In a speech
yesterday, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he 'supports
lessening our dependence on foreign oil.' Unfortunately, it came out sounding
more like, 'I support lesbian independence for all.'" --Conan O'Brien
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