"Earlier today, in
parts of the world, there was a total eclipse of the sun. President Bush said
that the eclipse of the sun proves the unreliability of solar power."
--David Letterman
"Speaking of
President Bush, right now he's in Cancun, Mexico. He's down there looking for
tequila of mass destruction." --David Letterman
"White House Chief of
Staff Andrew Card resigned. He's been replaced by a guy named Josh Bolten. By
the way, there's also still an opening for a guy on Condoleezza Rice."
--David Letterman
