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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

How many shark-eyed shirtless equestrians do you know? (pocket Constitution)



A pocket Constitution is perfect for Trump, because it will look regular sized in his tiny hands. –Seth Meyers
Trump was asked about his cozy relationship with Vladimir Putin and claimed unbelievably that he couldn't even remember if he'd met Putin or not. Yeah, no offense, but I think I want a president who would remember meeting Vladimir Putin. How many shark-eyed shirtless equestrians do you know? –Seth Meyers
Mike Pence is finding out that being Trump's VP is like being a fireman who has an arsonist as a roommate. –Seth Meyers


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