If are you having
trouble getting in the Christmas spirit you might want to move to Japan, where
Dominos is doing a promotion where they say your pizza will be delivered to
your door step via reindeer. Even Santa Claus was like, “I don’t believe this
is real.” –James Corden
Trump and Romney
last night were dining at a four-star French restaurant called Jean-Georges.
Sounds fancy, but Jean-Georges could be French for “Waffle House.” –Stephen
Colbert
And they were
joined by Reince Priebus, who is Trump’s chief of staff and not, as you may
think, an item on the menu. “Would you care to start with some priebus? It has
been lightly reince’d.” –Stephen Colbert
The billionaire of
the people ordered young garlic soup with thyme and sautéed frogs legs. I
thought he said he was going to drain the swamp, not eat its contents. –Stephen
Colbert
