"Al Gore won the Nobel prize for his work on global warming.
Here's what he gets for the Nobel prize: one and a half million
dollars and a brand new Hummer." --David Letterman
"The people who are really getting tough with the Middle
East are the House Foreign Relations Committee. Those
motherf------ are not kidding around. They voted yesterday
to condemn, as an act of genocide, the killings of Armenians
in Turkey in 1915. See, this is exactly why the voters gave
control to the Democrats. They send a stern message
to the Ottoman Empire." --Bill Maher
"This week, the presidential race continued to tighten up.
In fact, according to the latest polls, John McCain is now
only six points behind Sarah Palin." --Amy Poehler
"Following a John Kerry speech this Monday at the
University of Florida, a student asked too many
questions, forcing security to provide him with
the answers [on screen: video of the tasering].
Of course the mainstream media was horrified.
Personally, I don't see what the big deal is about
being tasered. It can't be worse than when I wash
my hair and blow dry it at the same time."
--Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
