In other Clinton news, her campaign manager, Robby Mook, said
in an interview on CNN that they are having a hard time finding
someone as "hateful" and "divisive" as Trump to go up against
Hillary in her practice debates. It seems like it'd be easy to prep
for a Trump debate — just get a parrot and train it to say three
things: "email," "wall," and "huge." –James Corden
The Idaho Department of Transportation has gotten rid of its 420-mile marker because stoners kept stealing it. The government is replacing the 420 signs with signs that read "Mile 419.9." They're going to be so upset when they realize that "419.9" is street slang for crystal meth. –James Corden
At the Tour de France today the police were trying to control protestors at the race by spraying tear gas, but they held up the race because they accidentally sprayed the cyclists. See? Incidents like this are why I refuse to compete in 23-day bike races. --James Corden
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