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Showing posts with label John Legend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Legend. Show all posts

Thursday, September 12, 2019

the biggest threat facing our nation/Lip Sync Battle/It’s better you hear it from a friend

“Over the weekend President Trump referred to Chrissy Teigen as Mr. Legend’s ‘filthy mouthed wife.’ That’s enough, sir! I’ve watched you denigrate countless American institutions but I draw the line at John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. He is an EGOT. EGOT! Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony. And she — she is the only reason anybody tunes into ‘Lip Sync Battle.’ I’m sorry. I’m sorry, L.L. Cool J. It’s better you hear it from a friend.” --Stephen Colbert
“Trump thinks all of television should be about him all the times. [As Mr. Trump] ‘Just watched an episode of “Property Brothers.” They redid a bathroom. Not a mention of me, even though I use bathrooms all the time. I’m in one right now. Boring Drew Scott and his filthy mouthed twin are total losers!’” --Stephen Colbert
“Of course, there have been a lot of political polls recently, and a few of them really caught my attention. I’ll show you what I mean. For example, first, when asked who’s the biggest threat facing our nation, 50 percent said Vladimir Putin, 49 percent said Kim Jong-un, and Donald Trump said Chrissy Teigen.” --Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Monday, March 7, 2016

one of those regular knives people bury in the backyard



Hillary Clinton came up a lot during the debate. At one point, Ted Cruz even asked Trump why he wrote four checks to Hillary for her campaign in 2008. Trump said, "Look, with all the women I have to write checks to every month, it's easy to get carried away." –Jimmy Fallon
Marco Rubio called out Donald Trump for his clothing collection that is being made in China. But trump defended his Chinese workers, saying "I treat those kids like they're my own." –Jimmy Fallon
Spotify released a birthing playlist with songs to help women in labor. It includes artists such as John Legend. I guess ladies are like, "Hey, his music got into me this mess. Might as well get me out of this mess." –Jimmy Fallon
A new report claims that a knife was found buried at O.J. Simpson's estate. They're now analyzing the knife for evidence, but experts warn that it might not be related to the crime. You know, because it could be one of those regular knives people bury in the backyard. –Jimmy Fallon