Top Ten Little-Known Facts About United States Presidents (he's considered our 27th and 28th presidents)

David Letterman's Top Ten Little-Known Facts About United States Presidents

10. William Howard Taft was so fat, he's considered our 27th and 28th presidents

9. Teddy Roosevelt answered the phone, 'Hellosevelt?'

8. The K in James K. Polk stood for Kanye

7. Like the cartoon cat, James A. Garfield loved lasagna and hated Mondays

6. To conserve energy when possible, Jimmy Carter would travel via pogo stick

5. During one of his fireside chats, FDR accidentally burned down the map room

4. John Tyler was the only president to work his way up from the mailroom

3. Zachary Taylor's vice president was a cocker spaniel named Angus

2. Our only unmarried president, James Buchanan was fond of posing as his own first lady

1. George W. Bush was not born in the United States

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It's George Bush's fault. He has lowered the standard (Official GOP Voter ID)

"A total now of eight people have announced that they want to be president. Eight people now want to be president. It's George Bush's fault. He has lowered the standard." --David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton, senator from New York, announced she wants to be president. She would be our first female president ... if you don't count James Buchanan." --David Letterman

"Politics is a dirty business. Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president, and the Republicans are already busy digging up dirt. They found out that once in her lifetime she slept with Bill Clinton." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Say Bob, is Barack Obama black? I don't know. Ask Phil, he follows politics (the p---- card)

"How many saw the Republican debate last night? Wow!  Mitt Romney last night in Florida played the p---- card against the Clintons. It's only January and he's not even the candidate. He said the idea of Bill Clinton back in the White House with nothing to do. Now that is a man who wants to be president. He is telling the Republican base, 'You know what? These other posers up here with me, they may have forgotten about the sauce on the blue dress, but I, Ward Cleaver, have not. I am Mitt Romney, Mormon android and I will say whatever you program me to say. I will run on a platform of stopping illegal immigrants from having sex with Bill Clinton until the surge has succeeded.'" --Bill Maher

"On the Democratic side, that's where the real soap opera is. Not that the Clintons always bring the drama. The pundits are now saying that Bill Clinton is down there in South Carolina playing the bad cop, while the two strippers are dressed up as nurses. No, no. He's playing the bad cop because apparently the pundits say he has injected race into the campaign to let people know that Obama is the black candidate. You mean before that people hadn't noticed? Say Bob, is Barack Obama black? I don't know. Ask Phil, he follows politics." --Bill Maher