“Melania Trump helped her parents chain-migrate to the U.S., so that’s what Donald Trump was trying to stop. He was trying to turn his in-laws into outlaws, yeah — which is super hard-core.” --Trevor Noah
“Now you might be asking, why would Trump want to deport his wife? I don’t know, but things haven’t exactly been perfect between them. First of all, it’s no secret that Melania barely spends any time at the White House. Secondly, when he tried to hold her hand in public, she tried to slap it away like a Slovenian Dikembe Mutombo.” --Trevor Noah
“Yeah, that’s right — Melania got a green card through the Einstein Visa program, which seems strange. Although I guess if you spend enough time standing next to Donald, anyone starts to look like Einstein.” --Trevor Noah
“They came out saying that immigrants who receive assistance from the government may not be allowed to stay in the United States. Well, guess who lives in a free house provided by the United States?” --Trevor Noah
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
