O.K., now we have a problem (Hunter Coronavirus)

“Now, concerns of a global pandemic are growing, but fear not: The president knows he has a solemn duty to protect himself, because the Trump campaign is afraid that the coronavirus will hurt his re-election bid. I look forward to that transcript being released. [As Trump:] ‘Hello, Ukraine? I need information on a ‘Hunter Coronavirus.’” —Stephen Colbert

“I saw that there’s a chance Diet Coke production could be interrupted. One man heard that and was like, [imitating Trump] ‘O.K., now we have a problem.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Why is Mike Pence in charge? What is his plan to stop the virus, abstinence? I think Trump might be trying to kill him, I really do.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Everybody was fighting to get a word in. For a lot of these candidates, it’s desperation time. This was their last shot. They were waving their hands in the air like they just don’t Medicare.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

How can we make a humid day a thousand times worse? (Melania's bedroom door does the exact same thing)

After a toast at the U.N., Trump was spotted drinking Diet Coke out of a wine glass — but only after sniffing a sample and swirling it around first. [Imitating Trump] "Full bodied. Hints of aluminum. Vintage 2017." --Jimmy Fallon

Trump drank Diet Coke out of a wine glass, which is what the rest of America does when their dishwasher is broken. --Jimmy Fallon

Trump just got a new $1.5 million limo. It fires tear gas, has night vision, and can lay down an oil slick to make anyone chasing it spin out of control. Even crazier, Melania's bedroom door does the exact same thing. --Jimmy Fallon

The limo fires tear gas and lays down oil slicks for car chases. I'm pretty sure Trump was like, "Build me the Batmobile. Just do it." --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Gucci debuted a pair of leather underwear for men. Leather underwear. The designers were like, "How can we make a humid day a thousand times worse?" --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

$10 million budget increase for the NCIS team (Dude, that’s a lot of Coke)

There was an article over the weekend that revealed that Donald Trump spends between four and eight hours a day watching television . . . A day! Speaking as someone who hosts a television show, that is too much TV. I don't want to say Trump watches too much TV, but he just asked Congress for a $10 million budget increase for the NCIS team. –James Corden

According to the same article, President Trump drinks 12 cans of Diet Coke a day. So he spends four to eight hours watching TV, and at least five to 10 hours walking back and forth from the bathroom. Even the Wolf of Wall Street was like, “Dude, that’s a lot of Coke.” –James Corden

     

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