In other words, it just passed its Los Angeles driving test (Borg cancels invasion)

In California, an experimental self-driving Uber car drove through six red lights. In other words, it just passed its Los Angeles driving test. –Conan O’Brien

In the U.K., a group of scientists successfully taught bumblebees how to play soccer. And now, they’re trying to get American bumblebees to watch it. –Conan O’Brien

Disney announced that it’s featuring its first openly gay character in the upcoming live-action film “Beauty and the Beast.” Which explains why they’re changing the title of the movie to “Beauty and Her Longtime Roommate Janine.” –Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And you can take that all the way to the Swiss bank

“Mitt Romney said today that he learned something. There are things that money can't buy — like Colorado, Minnesota, Missouri.” –Jay Leno



“Romney's campaign is in such bad shape, today he moved the part in his hair even further to the right.” –Jay Leno 



“But he is not quitting. Mitt Romney says he will keep fighting. And you can take that all the way to the Swiss bank.” –Jay Leno