At the White House health meeting, Dr. Oz recommended drinking alcohol in moderation, adding, "Don't have it for breakfast." Well, guess I'm sleeping till noon, said Kamala Harris. —Greg Gutfeld
86-year-old Maryland Representative Steny Hoyer said he will not seek re-election after serving more than 44 years in Congress. His announcement was met with applause, which turned off his lamps. —Greg Gutfeld
On Friday, yet another body was discovered at Disney World, the sixth to be found since October. But the good news, at Disney, for an extra $99, the deceased can skip the line, and fast track to Mickey's Enchanted Morgue. —Greg Gutfeld
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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