Of course, the challenge isn’t finding one, it’s picking one (Or as he calls it, the c-word)

In Venezuela, and Trump decided not to hand over the reins of power to exiled opposition leader María Corina Machado, reportedly because he remains upset that she won the Nobel Peace prize over him. (The Nobel committee, of course, never confirmed that Trump was in the running.) Asked by Sean Hannity if she had offered to give the Nobel Peace prize to Trump, Machado appeared conciliatory: “It hasn’t happened yet,” she said, “but I would certainly love to be able to personally tell him … that this is a prize of the Venezuelan people, certainly gone to give to him, to share it with him.” Ooh, rookie move. I know you’re trying to kiss his ass, but you lost him the moment you used to word share. Or as he calls it, the c-word. —Stephen Colbert

According to a new poll, 44% of Republicans would support amending the constitution to allow Trump to seek a third term, while the other 56% said ‘he’s only on his second term?!’ —Seth Meyers

Trump also told House Republicans that they had to win the midterms this year because if they didn’t, “they’ll find a reason to impeach me”. Of course, the challenge isn’t finding one, it’s picking one. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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