turns out they’re invade Venezuela bad (classmates voted him least likely to eat your liver)

Trump claimed his new year resolution for 2026 was “peace on earth”, but that lasted for just under two days. If you were wondering how bad these Epstein files are for Trump, turns out they’re invade Venezuela bad. —Jimmy Kimmel

President Trump hosted the Kennedy Center Honors in December. After boasting about what a great host he is and how much better he is than I am and how huge his ratings would be, Trump hosted the lowest-rated Kennedy Center Honors telecast of all time. I’d hate to be the White House intern who had to tear that headline out of all the papers and eat ’em. You know, as I recall, he said he’d step down if this happened, right? He said: ‘If I can’t beat out Jimmy Kimmel, then I don’t think I should be president.’ Hey, a deal is a deal. Back to Mar-a-Lago you go. —Jimmy Kimmel

“You guys, Donald Trump made history this weekend by becoming the first-ever winner of the Fifa peace prize to bomb another country and kidnap its leader. The most stunning turn of events since Hannibal Lecter’s high-school classmates voted him least likely to eat your liver. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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