It would be a real shame if something happened to your package (920 Pennsylvania Avenue)

Workers at the Adamson Warehouse in Staten Island voted to become the first Amazon workers in the country to form a Union. The new Union explains Amazon’s new slogan, ‘It would be a real shame if something happened to your package.’ —Colin Jost

Michael Cohen also provided congress with copies of letters he wrote on Trump’s behalf threatening his high schools and colleges not to release his SAT scores. And while Cohen did not release what those scores were, let’s just say that Trump lives closer to 920 Pennsylvania Avenue than to 1600. --Colin Jost, SNL

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