There was a hurricane in New Orleans? (I'm gonna tell my kids this was Epstein Island)

"President Obama went to New Orleans today to check up on the rebuilding efforts after Hurricane Katrina. When President Bush heard about it, he said, 'There was a hurricane in New Orleans?'"–Jay Leno

"This week, America's last living World War I veteran — a man named Frank Buckles, 108 years old — said he would like to see a memorial in Washington, D.C. You know, when he gets back from Afghanistan." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”