Using their connections to get into the Texas National Guard (Not a bad idea to kick off bikini season)

"Last year the U.S. Army missed its recruiting goal. But this year not only did they meet their goal, they exceeded it. They got 80,000 recruits. The bad news is all 80,000 of them used their connections to get into the Texas National Guard." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Saddam Hussein has announced a new hunger strike to protest the shooting death of his lawyer yesterday. Not a bad idea to kick off bikini season." --Jimmy Kimmel

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