Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a politician!! (Apparently, all they need is some water and Jesus)

Last night was the first, the very first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Experts in Israel are trying to re-create a wine used in the time of Jesus. Apparently, all they need is some water and Jesus. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”