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Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't eat a person (Nope — just butts)


New data from the Hubble Space Telescope shows that the universe has two trillion galaxies, which is 10 times more than previously thought. The good news is, none of those galaxies are made by Samsung. –Jimmy Fallon


A Harvard psychologist who studies dreams recently said that dogs likely dream of our faces, our scents, and trying to please us. Then dogs said, "Nope — just butts." –Jimmy Fallon


Donald Trump said that he wants to “give back to the country” he loves. Then people were like, "There's always that OTHER way to give back to your country — Pay your taxes!” –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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