No one is going to stop you, there are no doors (Roomba-burglar incidents)

Police in Oregon recently responded to a potential burglary in

progress after a woman reported seeing shadows of someone in

her house. Police arrived only to find the suspect was actually a

Roomba that was trapped in her bathroom. Now listen, when you

legalize weed in your state you’re going to get a few Roomba-burglar

incidents, you know? It is quite an endorsement for Roomba. It’s

so quiet you don’t notice it until you think it’s robbing your house.

--James Corden

Housing prices are so high in the San Francisco Bay Area right now that a small one-story burned-out home is selling for — brace yourself — $800,000. It comes with two-and-a-half baths and two-and-a-half walls. The house is loaded with fun features like a fire pit out back, a fire pit in the kitchen, a fire pit in the living room, and all the bedrooms got fire pits. Why not save $800,000 and just move in now? No one is going to stop you, there are no doors. --James Corden

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