“The Kansas referendum, the 59% to 41% decision was kind of shocking, the scale of that victory. That’s just not a win. That’s a Kans-asskicking. And may I remind you, Kansas is a state so bright red it looks like me after 30 seconds on the beach.” —Stephen Colbert
“Keep in mind, this blowout happened after a series of dirty tricks from Republicans in Kansas. First, they made the wording of the ballot measure extra confusing, then they sent voters text messages right before the election that misleadingly equated a yes vote with personal choice. They tried to trick them into voting the wrong way. This is the most misleading political message since 1952’s ‘I Like Ike … too much to burden him with the presidency – vote Stevenson.’” —Stephen Colbert
“There is a new study that found that eating processed food like ice-cream hurts brain function. Stop it, science. Just stop studying things. This is why people turn against you and start eating horse paste. What’s next? Puppy kisses cause herpes? Exposure to Chris Evans is depleting the ozone layer? Just let us have nice things!” —Stephen Colbert
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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