He's looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions (but today Al Qaeda tried to take credit)

"Hey, there's now talk John McCain may choose a woman as his running mate. So there's hope for Hillary yet, she is not out of out." --Jay Leno

 

"Former President Bill Clinton took out an ad. He wants to hire interns for his presidential library. He's looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions." --Jay Leno

"Well, according to a new survey, 49 percent of the people in Iowa want a law like Arizona's to stop illegal immigration. You know what you call Mexicans in Iowa? Lost." –Jay Leno

"After two weeks in the theaters, the documentary about Sarah Palin called 'Undefeated' ...not doing well...barely made $100,000. I'm not saying Sarah Palin's movie is a bomb, but today Al Qaeda tried to take credit." –Jay Leno

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