I mean, the other side offers their guys, what, 72 virgins? We get a 3-year-old sandwich (drug cartels don't seem so greedy anymore, do they?)

"But to be fair to President Bush, at the time we invaded Iraq,

he thought Venezuela was a planet. Of course, today, he corrected

himself. He now realizes Venezuela is those horns they blow at

the World Cup." –Jay Leno

"BBC is reporting that Venezuela may have massive oil reserves, more than even Saudi Arabia. You know what that means? We could have invaded closer to home and saved gas." –Jay Leno

"Now that marijuana is legal in the state of Colorado, in Denver they're talking about taxing it up to 35 percent. Suddenly those drug cartels don't seem so greedy anymore, do they?" –Jay Leno

Scientists for the United States Army have developed a sandwich that can remain edible for three years. Well, if that doesn't get guys to re-up, nothing will. Let me tell you, that shows you how dedicated our armed forces are. I mean, the other side offers their guys, what, 72 virgins? We get a 3-year-old sandwich." --Jay Leno

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