The US is like someone who smells so bad that you want to take a shower (Look at what you guys did to me with nails)

May 2022

“Monkeypox is in the news, which experts say is mainly spread via sexual contact. So at least now when you show up to the doctor with monkeypox, the doctor can be like, ‘my man.’” —Trevor Noah

“Their have been two recent shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde. People are asking how long can this keep going on? In reaction to what’s happening in the US, Canada recently announced legislation to cap the gun market. Canada saw what happened here and they’re shutting down guns there.The US is like someone who smells so bad that you want to take a shower.” —Trevor Noah

“Despite most Americans wanting commonsense restrictions on guns, a small yet powerful group is busy blaming shootings on everything else. One of the excuses is a lack of religion that has led to such violence. I don’t think Jesus will be returning to help anytime soon. If Jesus saw what was happening today he would say, ‘Look at what you guys did to me with nails – I’m not coming back when you have guns.’” —Trevor Noah

“Another plan is to have more armed guards and police at schools. But a whole platoon of armed cops didn’t do shit to stop it in Uvalde. Cops were probably shit scared and people shouldn’t be allowed easy access to weapons that the police are scared of. The hypocrisy from people who claim Blue Lives Matter is remarkable. They are willing to sacrifice the cops in the moment. Get rid of these AR-15s and make these officers’ lives more safe.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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