I think maybe Pfizer needs to come out with some gummies and a hard lemonade (Dr. Dumbass)

January 2022

“The rapid spread of Omicron among my staff, shut down production last week, and encouraged alternative motivations for getting the unvaccinated to participate. Quebec, for instance, has announced a vaccine requirement for the purchase of alcohol and cannabis; first-dose appointments have increased from 1,500 a day to 6,000. I think maybe Pfizer needs to come out with some gummies and a hard lemonade.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Of course, there are all sorts of new crazy miracle cures and remedies. There is a particularly egregious anti-vax evangelist named Christopher Key who touts ‘urine therapy’ – drinking one’s own urine – as a Covid treatment. If this guy’s kids ever set up a lemonade stand in your neighborhood, run.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Urine therapy – that’s actually one conspiracy theory I’m OK with. You think vaccines were created by the devil or George Soros or Bill Gates? Go ahead, pee in a mason jar and chug along with Dr Dumbass.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”