It’s like bottomless breadsticks at Olive Garden, but for bugs (just as the Bible foretold)

June 2021

“There have been a series of extreme natural events lately, from heatwaves in many parts of the US to the emergence of cicadas. It’s never a good sign when the weather forecast ends with ‘just as the Bible foretold’, but it has been happening.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Cicadas have swarmed parts of the eastern US after 17 years underground, looking to mate like a bunch of horny teenagers on prom night. They’re an interesting creature: the reason they all come out at the same time is because it makes it impossible for predators to eat all of them at once. It’s like bottomless breadsticks at Olive Garden, but for bugs.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Between Covid, the heat and these cicadas, it’s like someone figured out an algorithm to make sure we never go outside the house. I suspect Netflix is behind this.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”