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Monday, June 21, 2021

which is officially the smallest amount of money ever stolen by a Republican (other than that, they say the trip went very well)


"Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton was in Indiana trying to

get more people there to like her. She claims to have

taken some incoming sniper fire at the Indianapolis

airport baggage carousel, but other than that, they

say the trip went very well." --Jimmy Kimmel

 

"Tough day for the Bush administration. A guy named

Claude Allen has been arrested and charged in

Maryland with swindling Target and some other

department stores out of refunds. He allegedly made

off without about $5000 or so which is officially the

smallest amount of money ever stolen by a

Republican." --Jimmy Kimmel

 

"Yesterday, the federal government announced

a massive plan to bail out a number of banking

institutions. One expert said it might cost Americans

more than a trillion dollars. To put that in perspective,

ten Bill Gates and 35 Oprahs still don't add up to a

trillion dollars." --Jimmy Kimmel


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”





 

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