He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your a**! (Skankjuary)

August 2012

"Here's a rule of thumb. If you have to follow your claim with the words 'I don’t know if that’s true,' then shut up. Otherwise you might as well put a dead cocker spaniel on your head and start yelling about birth certificates." –Jon Stewart blasts Harry Reid for speculating Mitt Romney didn't pay taxes for 10 years

"Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt." –Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

"Well China, you got us. Michael Phelps was doping -- and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!" –Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

"That's right, free government birth control for all the ladies. So, don't forget to reset your watches and check your calendars because it's now whore o'clock on the first day of Skankjuary." –Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

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